| Author | Content |
|---|---|
| Evilpingu 2005-09-14 17:03:06 | You know you want to................. |
| sarrim 2005-09-15 15:55:50 | Join the college of evil none of the others are as evil as us, you just have to see our membership list to have it believed wa ha ha |
| Jenny 2005-09-16 19:25:59 | You: I don't believe it! It can't be true! Its so fantastic it defies my eyes! The College of Evil: No! Your eyes do not deceive you! Verily, we are the college of evil and future leaders of the orphaniverse! You: Orphaniverse? That sounds preposterous! Why, what can it mean? The College of Evil: Let us enlighten you, our valued friend. Through acts of charity (and possibly a smidgeon of fraud) we aim to have built orphanages of distinction and class! All our children will leave with the ability to complete a plethora of tasks, from manouvring a hoover to levitation and the ability to melt plastic just by staring at it! You: That sounds just the kind of thing I'd be interested in! How do I join! The College of Evil: Why, nothing so simple! A bit of grovelling and sucking up to our proud sponsers Brother Andrew and Brother Lawrence and you'll be in no problem! We'd love to have you! SO! JOIN TODAY AND YOU TOO CAN BE A PART OF THIS UNIQUE EXPERIENCE! ANY SPARE CASH YOU'VE GOT LYING AROUND WOULD BE GREAT TOO!!!!! |
| Licklejo 2005-09-21 19:19:14 | I would really like to join the college of evil! Its sounds great, especially that Jenny, I bet she's real cool. So please can I join can I please? Thank you! Licklejo xxx |
| Jenny 2006-03-23 13:47:58 | Hmm... our marketing doesn't really seem to have had the desired affect! Lets try again... |
| Jenny 2006-03-23 13:56:19 | I thought I was through with secret societies. I'd tried them all and what had I ended up with? A range of bizarre outfits and tattoos, and a big fat whole in my pocket. I was ready for something new. Then the College of Evil came along. It was the secret society I'd been looking for all my life. At first I thought they were like all the rest, aiming for world domination under cover of charitable acts, but then I realised they were much more than that. Yes, they expected everyone to bow to them when they entered a room, but just looking into their eyes whilst the swung a pocket watch in front of my eyes made me realise that they are kind people, ready to welcome anyone to their fold for no fee! Like the theme tune for Cheers goes, sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name and you're always glad you came. Thank you College of Evil, you've saved me from living a dull normal life! JOIN US NOW! or else. |
| Jenny 2006-03-23 13:56:41 | Yes, that should do the trick! | Displaying 1 to 7 of 7 |
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