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| Jenny 2005-11-06 13:05:08 | I've got toothache. Any handy tips as to how to take the pain awayt til I find a dentist that will help me in my hour of need? It hurts! I can't even chew now. I'll be eating soup forever. Curse the chocolate and sweets that have caused this agony! And the Taco that ultimately destroyed the fragile enamel and left me with this semi-tooth! I'm sure there is a conspiracy! Old El Paso and Cadburys must be in cahoots. Perhaps they are members of other societies who ultimately want to destroy all of ours through starvation due to the intense pain caused even when eating a simple sandwich. Or perhaps I'm a moany old witch who should look after her teeth better and should have visited a dentist at least once since she left home. You decide! |
| andy 2005-11-07 05:28:47 | Are you in the UK Jenny? Fluoride! That's your answer. You guys have got to put more fluoride in your water. I mean, sure in concentrated amounts it's poisonous, but in Australia we have fluoride in the water and don't even have to floss or use mouthwash. Well, not if you're willing to have slightly gammy gums anyway. I am aware that in no way does this solve your problem now however. Um... I met an outback dentist a little while ago. He said people in the remotest bush areas just get drunk and then get their friends to smash the tooth out for them. Of course they often get a few innocent teeth taken out as well and then my dentist friend had to pick up the pieces,. od indeed, fragments. Good luck sister! Yours, Brother Andrew. |
| Jenny 2005-11-08 20:31:01 | I don't have toothache anymore. Hurray! There was no-one around to smash my teeth out although I did try the getting drunk bit. Instead I managed to get an appointment with an NHS dentist which is very lucky indeed. My tooth is all patched up and the pain is going away. Unfortunately I will need more work and I am on anti-biotics but ultimately there is no one to blame except myself. Grr. On the plus side I had most of a day off work. And cup-a-soups aren't that bad. So ends the saga of the broken tooth. Jenny xxx |
| nokenwari 2005-11-11 12:19:45 | Or does it? Yes, I'm back and I'm here to let you all know about the funniest commiest comediest completeliest Cuban Revolutionary Website around at http://members.optusnet.com.au/flgg/cubans.html Please link to it with the words "Cuban Revolutionary Humour" so that the world, through Google can know. |
| nokenwari 2005-11-11 12:47:43 | And what does that have to do with toothaches? Check out today's joke -http://members.optusnet.com.au/flgg/cubans.html |
| Jenny 2005-11-21 20:23:40 | Humph! Using my pain to shamelessly promote a website! Tooth still looking good. A lot of the excess filling stuff has been brushed away so my mouth tastes much better. On the bad side I went to Cadbury World in Birmingham this weekend and was given copious amounts of free chocolate. I made sure I scrubbed my teeth that might though. With my sister's strange organic natural toothpaste stuff. It doesn't froth! Very odd. Who'd have thought I'd waste internet space babbling on about my dental hygiene? Jenny xxx |
| buzzbee 2006-01-03 07:26:36 | I realise that your toothache is now gone, but for future reference and the benefit of others I shall impart two small pieces of information. CLOVES- cloves will sort toothache out- they numb your mouth and disinfect just a bit. You can either chew on a clove or makae a clove tea to gargle- I do not recommend drinking the tea as it can be very strong and give you a belly ache. The other great thing for toothache is the Ayurvedic wonder toothpaste from India- It's called Vicco and I swear it has gotten rid of holes in my teeth. It is fantastic stuff Cuz Buzz |
| Piiieee!!! 2006-01-16 21:08:48 | Andy, don't you use mouthwash???? |
| Piiieee!!! 2006-01-16 21:09:21 | I was totally gonna make out with you but now I wont |
| Piiieee!!! 2006-01-16 21:11:18 | Are you a hari krishna buzzbee????? Now they are one wierd secret society. Your only allowed to cut your nails and wash your hair once a month. The boys wear special underwear, thats kind of like a turban for your bum. | Displaying 1 to 10 of 19 |
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