This society was founded on 17 Apr 2005 and currently consists of 14 members.
The End Is Nigh!
The world is coming to an end at 2121-03-09 11:11:00
Conspiracy!
We deny that we are conducting experiments on Andrew's sore ear
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| Posted by Society Member on 22 Apr 05 at 10:11 am |
'Tis a time of arcane omen; Show the shadow of the gnomon, Made by moonlight, known by no man Living life in light of day. Keep the kernel of our knowledge Only in our occult college; Learn the lore that we acknowledge, Source of stuff and weird and way. Gnostic gnomes, we feed the fire Of the ego's inner liar, Preaching puzzles to the choir, Foisting fables to the buyer, Caching cash till we retire. So, to seek your soul's desire Take a ticket; read the flyer; For our future you must pay. Buy our blarney; crave our chorus; Cast your credit cards before us; Tell the tax-man to ignore us; Life's not long so don't delay... Gnomes will nail you should you stray. Little Gnome V (Dreamer of Latter Days) |
| Posted by Society Member on 22 Apr 05 at 4:23 am |
From deep below the duckboard house One hears a drum beat quicken The souls of those of an ancient club - You turn away and sicken A man with a stench and a twig in his head Screams loudly in delirium Leave Flinder's Lane, hear what i said The gnomes of stuff are creeping Creeping through the floorboards Behind you, over there Look out! Shouts another, Save us! One more For right behind was a lemony lair A Lemony Lair, it lures you in Its hypnotic scent, its sweet texture, its incadescent glow.. its.. A booming voice interrupts "Beware" Before you can enter there is one price. what $16.00 |
| Posted by Society Member on 20 Apr 05 at 4:10 am |
Last night I dreamt of latter days, of daunting times with smoke-filled skies, a city--more a metal maze-- lay stretched before my eyes. An angel stood beside me there commanding that I listen well and write its words of deep despair-- its tales of future hell: "The faithful, fevered by a bush and fallen rum, did visit awe upon the east--dominion's push flew willingly to war. A Texan searches long in vain for powers hid beneath the sands; yet finding none, can still maintain his lust to conquer lands. When Leonardo's heir arose his words appeared in every store to show the code and thus expose conspiracies of yore. A prince now weds a hated maid while sneering at his erstwhile bride who fell before the camera's blade intrusively applied. A pilgrim pole with voice divine, who nurtured aids and damned the gay, two-sixty-fifth of Peter's line, lies dead without decay." "Um, dude," said I to break its flow, "your sense of time has gone askew. This shit's all in the past, you know, so tell me something new." "Impatient man! Be still," it cried, "Heed all my words and don't forget 'tis you who'll face this evil tide; You ain't seen nothin' yet. See, now the signs of Satan's spite appear in comic garb arrayed, for in this city's clubs tonight his servants ply their trade. They seek to hide their evil game by seeding secrets by the score and hosting cliques, benign and lame, to mask their monstrous corps." The angel paused and grasped my head its pearly palms constrained my cheeks; "You must record the names", it said, "of whom this omen speaks. The first's an infidel, filled with hate, (and languishing for lack of lays) the libidinous Lawrence Leung; of late he's peddling wanton ways. The second's Andy 'handy hook' McClelland, clever cutlass whore, whose raving jolly-rogering look has never helped him score. Don't fall for their 'society' ploy the somewhat secret secret plot; you'll wind up as a mindless toy, with all your base in their employ, your brave society: their decoy, You'll take the heat while they enjoy fresh groupies in the cot." "Well, thanks," I said, "that's wise advice." I paused a moment to reflect: how many souls will I entice to join my secret sect? |
| Posted by Society Member on 20 Apr 05 at 4:06 am |
Looks like the delete message function doesn't work. The syntax of the link looks wrong (having two slashes preceding the php file name. Even when I remove the extra slash it gives me a 404 error. http://somewhatsecret.so.funpic.org//society_entry.php?society_id=33&entry_id=207&delete=true |
| Posted by Society Member on 20 Apr 05 at 4:02 am |
Testing |
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