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Fri 27 Nov 2009
5:05:39 AM

The Gnomes Of The Dreaded Goat

This society was founded on 8 Aug 2005 and currently consists of 15 members.

The End Is Nigh!

The world is coming to an end at 2025-12-27 19:00:00

Conspiracy!

We deny that we are the descendants of the 5th member of the Beatles

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Posted by Society Member Hello hello...
Well that's the festival over and as I sifted through this year's memorabilia - low and behold - I came across a small slip of paper, containing a secret code, for a secret society... How could it have slipped my mind that I had sworn my allegiance to the Gnomes of the Dreaded Goat??

So greetings, brothers & sisters, my fellow gnomes. Please forgive my late involvement. I have know fulfilled the rites of the Festival and my soul is ready for the Great Goat.

I-gnome-able

Posted by Society Member What's up siblings.
Any evil plans yet?
Posted by Society Member The all seeing Gnome is great and we bow to the wisdom of the one true Gnome, behold the Gnome above all, accept no imitations.
Our brothers and sisters work in the very core of society, look no further than BB itself where our influence is felt.
Now fellow gnomes the mysteries of our existence continue to flourish we cherish the goat. We need the world to accept our ways however irrelevant. Remember Gnomes are loyal and seek only the truth, long live the Gnome.
Posted by Society Member The Society grows! Greetings fellow members. I hope this feeling of hostility between members subsides?! I want to wear goat-pants (re Dragnet) Failing that, you should check outwww.thejunglestore.com for goat related merchandise! When will we get our first task?
Posted by Society Member Wow. I didn't even know I was a member. Can somebody let me know who I am?

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