This society was founded on 13 Aug 2005 and currently consists of 10 members.
The End Is Nigh!
The world is coming to an end at 2013-02-07 00:45:00
Conspiracy!
We deny that we are conducting experiments on ex-nazis
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| Posted by Society Member on 20 Aug 05 at 1:43 pm |
The girl in the front row was clearly just drunk, and I thought it was very nice of our Grand Master to take care of her. He probably just got her some fresh air and a glass of water - almost certainly not noticing the tattoo on her left shoulder that indicated she spent some time in her youth in a far-right organisation, nor dragging her into the back of a van to take her somewhere to perform Schroedinger-esque experiments. Ha! The very idea! |
| Posted by Society Member on 16 Aug 05 at 5:06 pm |
Outrage! There's another society trying to pass themselves off as The Twisted of Breakfast. They're spouting some gibberish about nazi lizards... and they say the world is going to end exactly 7 months, 19 days and 4 minutes after our (obviously correct) apocalypse. Well who's going to be laughing on 7th Feb, 2013? Not them that's for sure! Support the true Twisted of Breakfast. They're Grrrrreat. |
| Posted by Society Member on 16 Aug 05 at 12:46 pm |
Bwahahaha. Does anyone know what happened to the girl in the front row? I suspect she was poisoned by a rival secret society. Or maybe she was attempting some kind of misguided, premature mass suicide/spaceship thing? I mean, there's a time and a place eh? Anyway, I've got an ex-nazi in the boot of my car who isn't going to lobotomize himself, so I'd best be getting on. Aloha my Twisted brethren! |
| Posted by Society Member on 15 Aug 05 at 1:27 pm |
lemony |
| Posted by Society Member on 14 Aug 05 at 6:10 pm |
Welcome devoted acolytes, May your breakfast be twisted. |
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