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Fri 27 Nov 2009
4:57:43 AM

The Twisted Cats

This society was founded on 7 Oct 2005 and currently consists of 19 members.

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We claim that we are the descendants of Malcolm X

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Posted by Society Member 'Kitty' from presidents of the USA could work. It finishes up just as angry as Malcolm X got occasionally.
Posted by Society Member I am in favour of Grinspoons "Dead cat 3 times" I always felt the song needed a reason to exist. We should adopt it.
As my own personal effort to extent the sisterhood of man - I am growing my hair out. Baby steps... baby steps.
Posted by Society Member Andy, Laury and Cats members,
do you think we could have a society song, suggestion no 1: cool for cats by Squeeze.2: dead cat three times by Grinspoon. 3: mister mistofeles from cats the musical. 4: Cats in the cradle.

We would like to inform you that from a reliable inside source (someone high up in the freemasons- can't remember his excact title he's been a member for 60 years tho) that the victorian freemasons are no longer allowed to use real swords in their official ceremonies due to the Bracks Gov't legislation and so these men were forced by powers beyond their control to trundle off to Toys R Us to buy plastic play swords with which to perform these duties. It is interesting to note that there was many arguements over which ones to get and which size would be most suitable. These fueds have not subsided and soon there will be a plague on both their houses.
Also on the way home from the show we spotted one of the new parmesan cheese billboard ads and realised that with this so called 'perfect' cheese is the all seeing eye.-coincindence, i think not, they're trying to spy on through delicious cheese!
enough procrastinating, best be off and do some university work.
cheers cats
H+C
Posted by Society Member Hello Sister Babsy,

Perhaps I should take the formal attire. After all, when expanding the Sisterhood of Man one should look ones best.

Also, I don't recommend anyone google 'twisted cats' as it will lead you to some rather upsetting pictures of kittens with twisted limbs. Unless you're into that kind of thing... then go ahead.

Sister Gregory
Posted by Society Member Ahoi hoi!
I own many a dress one may borrow... as long as it is washed prior to returning it.
Now, would you like a sky blue off the shoulder number or formal attire?
Sister Babsy.

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