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Fri 27 Nov 2009
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The Sweet Ass Of Sacred Knowledge

This society was founded on 3 Mar 2006 and currently consists of 13 members.

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We claim that we are the descendants of Laura Palmer

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Posted by Society Member yo
finally fix it eh????
K the show was gr8, but soooooooooooooooo hot.
In answer to ur question about ! marks, no u can never have enough although if u have 5 then it means its the sure sign of someone who wears their underwear on their head! lol
anyhoo, (anyhoo is another way of saying anyway and sounds better made up by yours truely one drunken nite) ive forgotten what i was going to say.
Posted by Society Member Hello fello acolytes of the One Wrapped In Plastic!
At last your tardy grand master has fixed his computer and can join in enlightened discussions about our imminent world domination! (Bwa Ha Ha!)
But first I would love to hear more about what you all thought about the 'show' and how it has changed your life for ever! Furthermore can a news posting have too many exclamation marks? (!)
I await in boundless anticipation for your musings!

Red shoes
White chocolate

Browny Shrt
Posted by Society Member nah i can get away from the greenpeace and christians by saying im a pagan (which i am) and then they generally leave me alone. So no money for Big Balls Bruce.
Nah the popcorn machine is a bitch but i usually make the trainees clean it so they fight with it and not me. Im trying to bring more people but no one will cause they all suck. there r 9 members now but only a few of them are messaging.
Posted by Society Member I will call off Greenpeace if you agree to make regular financial contributions to the purse of Big Balls Bruce instead.

However, I will not call off the popcorn machine unless you find some trustworthy yet indecent members to join our secret society! Beware the popcorn this week!!!

Yours in hot buttered popcorn stickiness...

Posted by Society Member woo hoo friends. go me and the people who have bothered to join me.
in other news, greenpeace are out to get me!!!!! They wont leave me alone. Today at TTP they followed me down the corridors as i was leaving work and it wasnt until i said i was broke and had massive hecs debts that they left me alone!!! I do like to help, but when ive got nothin to give i cant help them.
Also the popcorn machine at work is out to get me. If its not breaking down on me, its burning or scauding (forgive me i cant spell for penuts) me on my hands, arms, even when bits of hot seed covered in hot hot burning hot oils flys out the machine and down my top. in the words of lano and woodley: burnies burnies hot oil burnies. i wish that hadnt happened!!! =(

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